Something in your eye, Slick.

tentacletechnicality started following you

Hello, you’re the second Rose to follow me.

tentaclecourtesan started following you

graveauxiliatrix started following you

Well hello. Always hand in hand you two, aren’t you.

bloodreddiamonds:

>Be the murderous mobster.

You’re not quite murderous, not yet. You’re just waiting for the right thing to set you off and let you make use of this fancy new thigh-holster you bought. You look around the bar, over your drink, and you’re surprised to see Snowman,the Snowman, exit the backstage and enter the bar, wearing quite the dress. You’re wearing quite the number yourself, a slim-cut red dress that ends just before your knees, and over it, a short black jacket with a red diamond on the lapel.

You take a drink, mulling over what you should do. You’re slightly intoxicated, and a dangerous Felt member was sitting in front of you. Not only a dangerous Felt member, but also Slick’s hate-girlfriend, and your former boss. Hrm.

…Someone familiar, yes, with something off. You can’t help a smirk. So it was true indeed, the dame Droog business, not just some blogger’s prank. Sure enough you could’ve checked that out for yourself, what with your seer skills, but it sounded too silly to actually bother, even for you. You kind of regret it.

You raise the glass in Droog’s direction, toasting silently to him…her. You take the time to deliberately observe the red-clad shape. No matter if male or female, that carapace is always a looker, and a smart one to boost, hands off.

That’s it, I’m killing someone.

bloodreddiamond:

I am going to a club, I am going to flaunt my assets, and I am going to murder the first man who hits on me.

==> Be the performer

You just finished. You’re just about replacing your eight-shaped violin into its velvet-lined case, and you’re debating if actually changing out of the starry black and green long dress you wore for the stage. It’s not the really special dress, the one that pools around your feet and somewhat gives you back an ounce of that royalty you have been torn away from; this one stops just shy of the ankles, splitting on a side up to above the knee, although it sparkles just as much with the right angle of light. You decide that you may still dazzle for a while the lurkers in this slum of a club, and head for the bar.

You sit at a stool and deign the bartender of a rather simple wave, at which he serves your favorite drink, Manhattan. Classy and classic. You look around, sipping daintly. Any familiar face?

FUCK EVERYTHING

the-ace-of-fucking-spades:

sevendevilsluck:

the-ace-of-fucking-spades:

sevendevilsluck:

THE ONLY PLUS TO THIS IS THAT I’VE GOT FUCKING TITS.

I’M OUT.

IF YOU NEED ME I’LL BE IN MY ROOM FUCKING GETTING HIGH.

HAH.

Ok, this is actually fucking comical. Nice to start the new year with a good laugh at your expenses, guys!

I hope you get stabbed in the dick.

Hardly. I just joined the damn Pussycat Club.

…Well this is interesting.

Happy New Year to my colleagues.

sevendevilsluck:

somethinginyoureyeslick:

sevendevilsluck:

somethinginyoureyeslick:

Being with you is a torture 24/7, but I suppose it could be worse.

Good proposition for the new year? Make you be less unsufferable.

I’m going to get drunk now. Maybe visit Slick.

Trust me, they won’t be any fucking better this year Sn0w…

I know. I’m just saying that I’m going to make them all less unsufferable.

I doubt that’ll work, I’ve been tryin’ to do that for years…

Whips are effective, that’s all I’m going to say.

Happy New Year to my colleagues.

sevendevilsluck:

somethinginyoureyeslick:

Being with you is a torture 24/7, but I suppose it could be worse.

Good proposition for the new year? Make you be less unsufferable.

I’m going to get drunk now. Maybe visit Slick.

Trust me, they won’t be any fucking better this year Sn0w…

I know. I’m just saying that I’m going to make them all less unsufferable.

Happy New Year to my colleagues.

Being with you is a torture 24/7, but I suppose it could be worse.

Good proposition for the new year? Make you be less unsufferable.

I’m going to get drunk now. Maybe visit Slick.

neuroticno6:

midnightdeuce:

theladyanon:

rhetoricironic:

theladyanon:

rhetoricironic:

midnightdeuce:

NOT TAKING A BATH.
UH. DAVE. THIS HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU.

deuce no

Death by sex.…Well then.

my world is falling apart around me

Sounds like a good way to go to me.

AND THEN I GOT PREMEDITATED MURDER.
==> SQUINT.

‘Not taking a bath’ 
=> Sit at a crossroads; bathing or death? 

"Folklore creature attack"
==> Check back the Cascade update
…on that timeline, rather accurate.

neuroticno6:

midnightdeuce:

theladyanon:

rhetoricironic:

theladyanon:

rhetoricironic:

midnightdeuce:

NOT TAKING A BATH.

UH. DAVE. THIS HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU.

deuce no

Death by sex.

…Well then.

my world is falling apart around me

Sounds like a good way to go to me.

AND THEN I GOT PREMEDITATED MURDER.

==> SQUINT.

‘Not taking a bath’ 

=> Sit at a crossroads; bathing or death? 

"Folklore creature attack"

==> Check back the Cascade update

…on that timeline, rather accurate.

neuroticno6:

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

True facts.

…Regretfully true. 

Alas.

neuroticno6:

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

True facts.

…Regretfully true. 

Alas.